You ever have one of those mornings where the universe just...tests you? So I’m at the vending machine, right? I punch in B7 - classic strawberry Twizzlers - the good stuff. The spiral coil turns. It leans forward. It’s halfway out And then it just stops. I got a hanger!

It’s dangling like it’s auditioning for American Ninja Warrior. So... do I go for the two-for-one rescue mission? Let physics take its course? But there’s no way to know if the second Twizzler will come down like a wrecking ball. There is no Miley Cyrus guarantee in life. What would you do?

Miami Dolphins defeated the Washington Commanders 16-13 in overtime in Madrid, Spain. Cornerback Jack Jones intercepted a pass on the first play of overtime, setting up the game-winning field goal by Riley Patterson. Miami is now 4-7.

Now You See Me: Now You Don’t grabbed the #1 spot at the box office with an estimated $21.3 million over the weekend.