The Met Gala went full performance art last night, but Bad Bunny may have won the internet by showing up as an elderly version of himself -- gray hair, wrinkles, cane, the whole thing. He said the look took ‘53 years’ to create. Which is how I feel after being in Miami traffic. Madonna wore a ship on her head last night and Heidi Klum was dressed as a frozen statue.
Hard Rock Stadium is changing outfits faster than a celeb at the Met Gala. Now that F1 has cleared out, Hard Rock Stadium has to transform from a race track into a World Cup soccer venue. Miami will host seven World Cup matches, starting June 15, and the stadium is swapping out Grand Prix infrastructure for natural grass grown at the Dolphins’ sod farm in Loxahatchee Groves.
Honey, I Shrunk the Fiesta! A man took his old Ford Fiesta, cut it in half, then lasered it together so it was only 20 inches wide. (Which is how airlines appear to be designing their economy seats now.) I think this guy might’ve been inspired by those motorcycles between cars on 95.
Miami Marlins lose a tight one to the Phillies last night, 1-0. Orioles in town tonight at loanDepot park.