Baywatch Without The Beach? Wait. What?

Bobby’s 3 Things for September 29, 2025

Well, if the Marlins aren’t going into the post season, it’s nice to spoil it for your opponent too.

The Fish closed out the season with a 4-0 win over the Mets. Hey Cincinnati, you’re welcome.

Dolphins and Jets are both winless - we spoiled it for the Mets, maybe the Fins can spoil it for the Jets. It’s Monday Night Football, tonight at Hard Rock Stadium.

It’s the end of an era for the Miami Seaquarium. Miami-Dade has approved plans for the park to shut down and be redeveloped; transformed into restaurants, shops and a new aquarium focused on conservation - without marine mammal shows. Current animals will be relocated and even the famous Buckminster Fuller dome will get new life as an event venue. So big changes coming to Virginia Key.

Finally, I told you last week about the Baywatch reboot - and Carmen Electra says she’s in! She’d love to be a part of it. With one condition:

No ocean or beach scenes. Wait. What? How do you do Baywatch without the ocean and the beach? That’s like David Hasselhoff without German fans.