Hey Girl... Pass the Pastry! Ryan Gosling Sparks Florida Bakery Boom

Bobby’s 3 Things for March 26, 2026

Ryan Gosling just turned a small Tallahassee bakery into a nationwide sensation -- he shouted them out on Late Night with Seth Meyers, raving about their homemade Pop-Tart style pastries...and now the shop is getting thousands of orders from all over the country! Basically the little bakery went from “freshly baked” to “fully booked.”

Stephen Colbert to co-write Lord of the Rings movie. I’m not making this up. But it makes sense. The man speaks fluent Elvish like the rest of us order coffee. What’s next? Jimmy Kimmel writing a Batman script? Gotham just turns into one long prank on Matt Damon?

United Airlines is going all-in on bougie skies -- they’re adding over 250 new planes loaded with premium upgrades, including lie-flat seats, bigger screens, and even economy rows that turn into beds on long flights. It’s like a sleepover...just one that costs extra. (I’ll be watching all that luxury while I try to recline that solid two inches in coach...)

NASA is changing plans -- forget a space station orbiting the moon, now they want to build a base on it. A full-on $20 billion base is on the lunar surface now the plan. Basically turning the moon into the ultimate Airbnb.