Someone’s going to have some big, knife-concealing shoes to fill. A new James Bond movie is in the works, and they have reportedly started casting auditions (Jacob Elordi, pictured above; Callum Turner, Aaron Taylor-Johnson, and Tom Francis have all been rumored to be potential candidates.) Supposedly they want the new James Bond film to attract Gen Z to the movie theatre. I guess his martinis will be shaken, not stirred...with oat milk... His new catchphrase? “Bond. James Bond. Don’t forget to like and subscribe”... Instead of a tux, he wears pajamas and crocs... His monicker is changed from Double-Oh-Seven to Double-Oh-SIX-SEVEN...Q still builds him new gadgets, but now they all turn into a vape pen...Or they just hire a guy “oozing sex appeal,” that would work too.
BARK AT THE PARK! Miami Marlins absolutely crushed the Braves last night (maybe the dogs brought them luck at loanDepot Park)...12-0 shutout over Atlanta! Javier Sanoja hit his first career grand slam, Joe Mack drove in four, and Max Meyer threw six scoreless innings.
Miami International Airport is getting a big new high-tech operations center - about $33 million - and it’s supposed to use AI to help all the different security and airport agencies communicate faster when something happens. If AI can tell me why my gate changed three times and my bag went to Tampa, I’m fully on board.