Miami Is Levitating!

Bobby’s 3 Things for September 26, 2025

Dua Lipa tonight and tomorrow at the Kaseya Center.

Marlins lose to the Phillies last night 1-0...that officially ends Miami’s postseason hopes.

Amazon settled with the FTC for $2.5 billion over their “deceptive” Prime practices. Just a few days into the trial, Amazon agreed to pay this historic sum to resolves allegations denying tricking us and not admitting to any wrongdoing. OK. But does that mean they’ll make it easier to cancel the Prime subscription now?

Merriam-Webster has revised its Collegiate Dictionary with 5,000 new words, including “rizz,” “doomscroll,” and of course, “dad bod.” Which is a bit ironic, because dad bods typically lack definition.