My Top 3 Last Minute Halloween Costume Ideas

Bobby’s 3 Things for October 29, 2026

Procrastinators, Disguise Yourselves!!! Here are some super fun last minute Halloween costume ideas:

Reese With-a-spoon. Blonde wig, pretty dress, carry an enormous spoon. Probably the only Oscar winner who can also stir the punch.

Post Ma-loan. Face tattoos, baseball cap, and a stack of overdue bills. “Congratulations, your payment was declined.”

Pitbull in a China Shop. Bald cap, sunglasses, sharp suit, and plastic teacups hanging all over you. Mr Worldwide...now liable for damages.

And here are others! Happy Halloween!