Hot dogs are tacos.
You’re acting like your mom.
Wine is better with ice.
Shawshank Redemption is overrated.
Calm down.
Dogs are better than cats.
Cats are better than dogs.
Star Wars is boring.
Game of Thrones is stupid.
Brad Pitt was never hot.
Taylor Swift is a fraud.
Ketchup on pizza.
Chocolate is gross.
Steak is gross.
Coffee is nasty.
Mayonnaise is trash.
Will Ferrell simply isn’t funy.