So I was that guy who waited til 7pm last night to get some hurricane supplies. Thought I’d zip into Publix and grab a flashlight. Nope. Sold out. CVS? Also no. Walgreens? No no and no.

Home Depot! They’ll have flashlights. It’s what they do, right?

Well, yes - they did have flashlights. But not the normal “$5, plop in some batteries, you’re good to go” flashlights. They were sold out of those.

That left the flashlight that sold for $84.97.

$90.92 with tax.

Does it cook food? Have TV streaming?

No.