Ashley Madison (remember: “Life is short. Have an affair.”) is trying to rebrand as a dating site for people who just like “privacy.” They’re not a site for married people anymore, they’re trying to appeal to those focusing on “ethical discretion...” ??? Hmmm. Life is short. Clear your browser history? It’s not infidelity, it’s confidential romance. Encrypted dating I guess.

Matthew Tkachuk took his gold medal to the Elbo Room yesterday. Panthers host Toronto tonite.

Singing mailman gets a new truck!