Here’s something nobody ever says: your toilet could make you money. Broward County will give some homeowners up to 125 bucks for replacing an old toilet with a water-saving one (and you could qualify for two). Finally, a rebate you can really sit on. A flush fund that makes sense. The throne that pays. (OK, I’ll stop.) Find more info from Broward County here!

Somebody in Illinois is having a pretty good Thursday - a single Powerball ticket hit last night’s $1.04 billion jackpot. Cash option: about $450 million. If you won, are you calling in sick?

Marlins won again last night, 8-2 over Pittsburgh, their fourth straight. The Fish are now three games over .500... The Herons lost 3-2 to Club Leon at Nu Stadium and was eliminated from the Leagues Cup. Lionel Messi returned following the death of his father and received a big reception from the home crowd.

Finally, Happy Left Handers Day to roughly 10% of humans (and most kangaroos) reading this! From scissors to those desks in lecture halls, the world was not designed for you, yet you’ve persevered to produce the likes of Paul McCartney, Oprah, Lady Gaga, Bart Simpson and my son Beaux!