Ever wanted a popcorn bucket that is also sort of in the way of watching the movie? Disclosure Day is releasing a giant stag bucket - yes, the animal with horns (you eat out of its meaty neck) while The Odyssey’s popcorn bucket is shaped like an Imax camera. Perfectly good news for people who love collecting plastic that will forever have a faint butter smell. LOL

My teeth hurt. Crumbl Cookies is now doing dirty sodas, and one called Crazy Cousins reportedly has Red Bull, Mountain Dew, pineapple, coconut cream, strawberry puree...and 186 grams of sugar. That’s about 46 teaspoons, or almost half a pound...of sugar! One sip and your Fitbit will blow up. Plus, Red Bull AND Mountain Dew??? Is that so your pancreas and your cardiologist will both get push notifications? Hmmm.

The Book of Mormon opens tonight at the Adrienne Arsht Center -- first night of a six-day eight-show run. It’s from the South Park guys, so yes, it’s Broadway...but Broadway with a whoopee cushion in its pocket.

Miami is about to go full World Cup mode. Hard Rock Stadium hosts seven matches starting June 15th, and the free FIFA Fan Festival opens at Bayfront Park this Saturday with giant screens, food, music and 30,000 people trying to explain offsides at the same time.