Carry-On Carnitas: Chipotle’s New Suitcase Is Rolling Into Airports

Bobby’s 3 Things for December 9, 2025

A close up of a Chipotle sign attached to a building. (Stacker/Stacker)

Ever think of rolling up to the airport with luggage that looks like a burrito? Well, you’re in luck. Chipotle is doing a luggage collab with BEIS travel that just dropped. Silver suitcases. Burrito-warming slings. Bowl sized totes. Luggage covers inspired by Chipotle’s brown bags. “Do you have anything to declare?” Yes. Guac. So much guac...

Trader Joe’s fans upset Candy Cane Joe-Joe’s aren’t back for the holidays. They’re missing. I know this because I saw someone write “BRING BACK JOE-JOE’S” in peppermint lip balm on a Trader Joe’s freezer door. I also saw a grown man staring at the cookie shelf like he was in a Hallmark movie where love just died. I know some of you are devastated; so I’ll do my best to track down support groups.

Leonardo DiCaprio was in Miami for Art Basel over the weekend, keeping it low-key...which in Leo terms means only three private dinners, two nightclubs, and one warehouse party where he pretended not to notice everyone pretending not to notice him. Basel is the only place where DiCaptrio can blend in - because everyone else is also wearing sunglasses indoors at midnight.

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