The Hallmark Channel has announced its 2nd annual Christmas Cruise! It’s departing from Miami on November 6 and traveling to Cozumel, Mexico, through November 10.

They’re calling it the “jolliest vacation ever,” and there is quite a bit on the “Nice” side of the ledger here, from meet-and-greets with a slew of stars from the Hallmark ensemble universe, to Christmas craft workshops, and “carol-oke” sing-alongs. The five-day cruise promises to be the World Cup of ugly sweater contests, movie premieres, trivia, and, to quote Clark Griswold in Christmas Vacation — here comes the “j”-word again — “the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.”

Jonathan Bennett, the star of the first LGBTQ-led Hallmark Channel Christmas movie, The Holiday Sitter, and Mean Girls, will co-host alongside Nikki DeLoach. Also, one of the cruise partners is Home Goods, so you know decorations, scented candles, and cinnamon pinecones are going to be on point.