The Miami Marlins are back home tonight against the Phillies, and it’s Star Wars Night at loanDepot park. Special ticket packages includes your choice of an exclusive Marlins Star Wars Hawaiian shirt -- either Mando or Grogu -- plus Star Wars character photo ops around the ballpark.

Miami has a new late-night delivery option called Prime After Dark, and this is very Miami: they’ll bring you burgers, steak, and caviar until 5am on weekends. Your poor life choices now have a black-tie dress code. Look, just DoorDash some Taco Bell, but wear a monocle.

Kentucky Derby tomorrow. Horses have cool names. Competing tomorrow are Renegade, Litmus Test, Right to Party, Incredibolt and Further Ado. Unless of course that horse gets scratched; in which case, we’d be without Further Ado.