FIFA parking passes for Miami World Cup matches at Hard Rock Stadium are reportedly running $175 to $250, and there will be no game-day parking sold on-site. The good news: ticket holders will have access to free shuttle service. The bad news: at those prices, the shuttle may need to pick people up at their bank.

A full length trailer for Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey came out yesterday, and the internet is up in arms because in it, Telemachus refers to his father, Odysseus, as his “dad,” which no one in 1200 BCE would say. And that was before Telemachus even hits his watermelon ice vape.

Miami Marlins rally falls short last night. The Fish scored seven runs, which should usually be enough -- unless the other team decides to score nine.