This is real - Natural Light, aka Natty Light, just dropped a lawn fertilizer...made from actual beer grains. It’s called “Lawn Brew,” and they say it helps your grass grow greener and thicker using leftovers from the brewing process. So yeah. Now you can crack open a cold one...and so can your lawn. The only problem? If your grass starts growing uneven, you can’t blame the sprinkler -- you gotta blame your lawn for day drinking. :) Yard work is now happy hour!

Hidden Valley Ranch is offering what might be the most American job ever -- they’re hiring four “Ranch-bassadors” to travel across Europe this summer and introduce people to ranch dressing. All-expenses-paid, seven-week trip where you’ll pair ranch with local foods, film reactions, and basically see if Europeans are ready to dipg everything in it. This is how America spreads freedom...one dipping sauce at a time!

SPORTS! Miami Heat beat the Sixers 119-109! Miami Marlins lose for the first time this season. White Sox 9, Fish 4.