So there’s a new survey out that says one in four U.S. workers would rather get a root canal than go to their office holiday party. A root canal! That’s the procedure where they literally drill into your tooth — and apparently that still beats Karen from accounting forcing everyone into a conga line. To be fair, a root canal does come with anesthesia…But remember — unlike a root canal — you can numb an office party. It’s called the open bar!

SPORTS! Dolphins win their 4th straight, beating the Jets. Florida Panthers win back to back games over the weekend. Inter Miami wins the MLS Cup! And the Canes are in the College Football Playoffs! What a fantastic weekend!

Pantone’s highly anticipated Color of the Year for 2026 is “Cloud Dancer,” which to everybody outside of Pantone’s HQ is basically, uh...white. Here are some other color suggestions: “Forgotten Houseplant” (brown), “Cheetos Fingers” (orange, duh), and “Air Fryer Remnants” (IYKYK).

Scarlett Johansson in Batman 2. Wait. What?