If you or your child receives a potato while out trick-or-treating tonight, don’t call the police on your neighbor. Handing out potatoes instead of candy is, apparently, a real thing. It started as a joke, but the versatile spud has now become a goofy novelty that some kids seek out like a collector’s item. Hmmm. Who knew Boise is going to overtake Salem as the Halloween capital of the US!

The Miami Dolphins were handed a 28-6 beat-down at home last night. Lamar Jackson put on a masterclass - four TDs and a 143.2 rating. Meanwhile, we couldn’t convert in the red zone (0-for-3) and well, those turnovers. Yikes. Dolphins now 2-7.

It’s yacht season in Fort Lauderdale - the Boat Show’s back with more bling than a Kardashian vacation. Over a thousand boats on disply, from “weekend cruisers” to “I married a billionaire” superyachts. Bring sunscreen, shades, and maybe your checkbook. Or if you’re like me: just your camera!