End of an era. AOL internet dial-up went offline this week, and it’s not because your parents tried to make a phone call. The company offically discontinued the service you didn’t know still existed. When reached for a comment, AOL dial-up said: “Psshhtikkkkkkitawwkakingkgkingschppppdiningding”

Need a stegosaurus? A New Jersey theme park is shutting down and auctioning off its life-size animatronic dinosaurs (including a 39-foot T-Rex)! The T-Rex is listed for $2700 on Facebook Marketplace. Good luck explaining that to your HOA.

Alaska’s Fat Bear Week just wrapped, and the crown goes to Chunk - 1 1,200 pound bruiser who packed on the pounds and still won despite a busted jaw. . He beat Bear 856 in the finals and is officially Alaska’s Fattest Bear.. Chunk - the Joey Chestnut of salmon season!

SHOUT OUT to Zak the Baker in Wynwood! They’re doing a “Poems for Bread” promotion - write a haiku about South Florida food culture and trade it for sourdough!